Ian would like for you to save him some pie after Thanksgiving.

Clive
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Ian
Save me some pie!

Clive
They can’t save you any pie.

Ian
Why not?

Clive
Because you’re on the computer!

Ian
They could rub it on their screens and I could smell it.

Clive
Do not rub pie on your screens!

Ian
Oh, you’re no fun.