SUNDAY SCHOOL LADY
Ohhhhh – Way back in the Bible, The ancient world was tribal And they’d bow before the moon and sun Or metal cows or anyone They thought could give them food and health And victory at war and wealth Or make their crops grow very high and make their wives have babies!
That’s ridiculous! A metal cow can’t give you food or help you win battles or have babies!
Of course not! We know that now.
Right. We’re much smarter!